OK SO WHAT THE FACK?
So this is my fourth attempt at post number six… a seemingly not difficult task, but there’s something wrong with the drop down ‘New Post’ tab on my blog home page which has made me lose attempts numbers 2-3 and there’s something wrong with my laptop and internet connection which combined made me lose attempt numero 1… ALL HAVE TAKEN ME A LONG TIME.
Now I don’t mind spending a long time writing, BUT FOUR LONG TIMES? YOU THINK I HAVE FOR LONG TIMES!? (This ‘you’ that I’m shouting at I think is life… or Laptop, Internet & WordPress… and life) I HAVE ONLY A FEW LONG TIMES AND I LIKE TO SPACE THOSE OUT ACROSS A FEW SEPARATE ACTIVITIES SUCH AS SKYRIM, PORN, SLEEPING, STREAMING DRAGON BALL EPISODES ONLINE AND TALKING TO WOMEN (woman)… and you think that I can sit here and spend multiple long periods of the precious time that I have on ONE SINGLE ACTIVITY!!!?!?!
Oh the cheek of it. The cheek of it all! The cheek, the nose, the eyes, the brows, the lobes AND THE WHOLE FUCKING FACE OF IT ALL!!!
You best be thanking yourself(selves) for not having a face right now. Because if you did. IT WOULD BE BEING POUNDED SEVERELY!!! And by pounded severely I mean mentally pounded by a good angry stare.
You’ve made me bash my Caps Lock button to death now as well, poor Caps Lock… lol Caps Lock is a bit like Captain’s Log…
“CapsLock, date 12/09/2012. I have been mashed relentlessly by the writer, he types with such anger, I don’t know what has caused this, I will speak to keyboard Ctrl to see if he has any answers but I think this is out of our hands…”
That’s what Caps Lock would be saying right now if it could speak. Or maybe it’d be saying “CAPSLOCK< DATE !”?)(?”)!”> I HAVE BEEN MASHED RELENTLESSLY BY THE WRITER< HE TYPES WITH SUCH ANGER< I DON@T KNOW WHAT HAS CAUSED THIS>I WILL SPEAK TO KEYBOARD CTRL TO SEE IF HE HAS ANY ANSWERS BUT I THINK THIS IS OUT OF OUR HANDS>>>”
Who knows aye? Who knows?